Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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