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i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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