A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
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He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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