Soap is not a condiment
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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