Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
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So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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