What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
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I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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