guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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