You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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