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can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans

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who is canola oil?

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you're an idiot.

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(610): can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans (1-610): who is canola oil? (610): you're an idiot. http://tfl.nu/vy3c

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Hey kate, how is it?

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sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.

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(267): Hey kate, how is it? (610): sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving. http://tfl.nu/94qm

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I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.

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but it's kind of a high honor.

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(308): I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly. (402): but it's kind of a high honor. http://tfl.nu/hn5k

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(260): View more from Indiana

Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

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Truer words have never been spoken.

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(260): Vodka is such a love hate relationship. (661): Truer words have never been spoken. http://tfl.nu/p042

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(305): View more from Florida

i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.

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(305): i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town. http://tfl.nu/vmwk

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(217): View more from Illinois

Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside

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(217): Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside http://tfl.nu/d6yu

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(240): View more from Maryland

i think i left a case of beer in your dryer

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(240): i think i left a case of beer in your dryer http://tfl.nu/dfij

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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.

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(347): He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka. http://tfl.nu/57bc

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Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?

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(949): Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween? http://tfl.nu/23ri

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(240): View more from Maryland

she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.

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(240): she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes. http://tfl.nu/9p5u

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.

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(570): That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga. http://tfl.nu/2c2v

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Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.

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(925): Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT. http://tfl.nu/tojt

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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?

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(407): Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy? http://tfl.nu/b8mt

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This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.

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(302): This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas. http://tfl.nu/72c6

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS

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(306): Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS http://tfl.nu/mduw

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