dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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