How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
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I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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