Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
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Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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