Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
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The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
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I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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