Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
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Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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