every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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