I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
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He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
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Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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