wanna go halves on a baby?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
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I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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