just come out here and I will go home with you...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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