Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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