haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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