No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
you inspire me to be a worse person
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I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
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dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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