you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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