Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
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Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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