return my video game
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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