dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
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walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
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A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
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