Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
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Drunk is not a location!
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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