She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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