: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
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do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
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