mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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