I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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