Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
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Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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