He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
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Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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