You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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