But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
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YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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