did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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