O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
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My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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