and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
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The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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