How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
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Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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