i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
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Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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