You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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