So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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