we have officially lost it.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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