Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
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Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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