Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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