dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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