The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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