Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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