The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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