try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm like, not good at living.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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