I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
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Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I need a beard to bite.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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